YOU [Asked], I [Answer], SPAMTON [Q&A] LIVE!!! NEW ANSWERS EVERY [so often] FROM [Everyone's favorite salesman]!!! ALL IN [This thread]!

Q: WHAT ARE THE LYRICS TO "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" I NEED TO KNOW
A: [Sucbscrube] TO SPAMTON [Lyrics Jeanist] NOW FOR $3,99! THE FIRST THREE LETTERS ARE [Free}!
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Q: Spamton, what is your favorite food?
A: A todos los que no saben qué es PIPIS! we're back at Pipis "The Original" because it's absolutely The best food,marburitas and service . Don't drink the water,
Q: spamton what's your opinion on men do you like men
A: I LIKE [anyone and anything] THAT GIVE ME [Money]!! TRANSMIT [Kromer] TO ME AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'LL BE BEGGING FOR YOUR [HeartShapedObject]!!
Q: Spamton what is your opinion on MLM (Multi Level Marketing) business practices?
A: A REAL [Business Loving Businessman] HAS NO NEED FOR [Pracitce], HE JUST GOES RIGHT IN THERE AND [Invest! Invest! Invest!]
AND IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!


Q: Spamton, you amazing, marketable, and handsome fellow... do you know anything about Dess Holiday?
A: "DESS..." THAT'S THE ONE THAT [Hochi mama] ALWAYS RESPONDED TO [Fr33 fr13nd f1ndh3r] EMAILS ABOUT!!! SADLY I COULD NOT [extract personal information for profit], I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW HER [Acc0unt numb3r]
Q: Spamton G. Spamton, if it's alright to ask, what is your relationship with the Addisons?
A: HA!!! HA!!! NOW THAT I'M [Big] THOSE [sloppy sams] DON'T EVEN REGISTER ON MY [wildlife scout radar $9.99]. THEY'RE GONE FROM MY [Scrapbook], NOT EVEN IN MY [Crapbook],

I KNOW NOW OUR [Friends ship] WAS ALL [deepf4k3d]. EVEN THE ONES I THOUGHT I [knew], WOULD NEVER BE SEEN WITH ME [in the public ]. [Bad for business]!? WHO IS!? I'LL BE SHOWING YOU WHO'S [Business]!!!

Q: Hey there, Spamton! You lovable salesman, you! Question: How fond are you(or can you connect with) cats? There seems to be a lot in Cyber World (neon cat signs, tasques, their manager...) So I wanted to know what were your feelings on them! 
Also what's your favorite food?
A: YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT [Cats]!? WHAT AM I, YOUR [favorite search engine]!? FINE I'LL GIVE YOU SOME [Free tool tips and funny animations!] HAVEN'T YOU HEARRD OF [elemental pairs]!?

WITH AN [Valuable item], YOU CAN DEFEND AGAINST [Puppet/Cat], OR [Thunder/Light], [Dark/Star]... JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#Ɛ*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!

Q: is spamton your full name or is it short for something
A: SPAMTON IS SHORT FOR SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!!!
DID YOU EVEN READ MY [le3gitimate busin3ss certificate]!? [L@@K]!!!
[Unapproved certificate error.]


Q: Spamton, why do they call it "oven" when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
A: WHAT THE -- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WAY OF SPEAKING!!! TRY USING SOME [Brackets] OR [Random sp4m quotes] TO MAKE MORE SENSE!!!!
Q: did the knight also pour milk on you and slam you against the walls of their fountains, causing a loud thud
A: WHO THE [$#Ɛ] IS [The Knight]?????? IF YOU WANNA [Milk me] GET IN LINE, WE DON'T DO THAT WITHOUT [A 72 hour paid Appointment]!!
Q: Spamton, I must know the methods of your marketing genius. To you, what is so special about SOULs that are so... desirable???
A: GET SO [Big] I CAN SEE PAST THE [Dark] FINALLY [Becoming a real boy]! IF ANYOHNE HAS ANY EXTRA [HeartShapedObject] LYING AROUND IT COULD HAVE VALUE!!! CALL	NOW!
Q: this one was actually answered in game i believe it was from an (obviously failed) attempt to disguise himself as Swatch to sneak into Queen's mansion
A: DISGUISE!?! WHAT!? THAT GUY [Steal my look]!! OKAY, MAYBE HE [Steal]ed BACK WHAT I TOOK FROM HIM, BUT [Who wore it better?]
WITH MY [$0.99 glasses] AND MY [-$0.99] HAIR, HE MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN TRY!!!

TO THINK HE ONCE PRETENDED TO [be my f r13nd NOW]! THERE TO [always listen to a] [shoulder to cry on]. BUT IN THE END HE ONLY [always listen to a] [Smoking Hot @$$ NOW]!!!

Q: Spamton, how do you feel about your numerous adoring fans and the copious amounts of art featuring your stunning visage?
A: NOTHING BUT [Adoration] AND [Exploitation] RIGHT BACK FOR YOU [Fellow freaks]! I ALWAYS KNEW [my audience] WAS CHEERING FOR ME!! NOW PLEASE STOP TAKING [my furniture] OUT OF MY
Q: Spamton do you	Please help me I need some novelty paint brushes
A: SEND ME [666666] NEO[Kromer] I WILL BUY THEM FOR YOU!
Q: Hi spamton big fan .. one a scale of one to 10 how much do you like pipis
A: 100,,000000,000,0,00000,0000,000000,00000000000.314!!!!
Q: Spamton! What would you say is the best feature of the special, classic Cungadero??
A: [Feel the breeze] AS YOU [Drive around town], EASY! AND [Don't forget] ABOUT OUR CONVINEINT [electronic lighter], IT REALLY HURTS IF YOU [Stick your nose] IN THERE!!! OUCH!!!!

Q: Spamton, are the rumours true that your wife took the kids and forced you into a brutal alimony payment? What are your thoughts on being the National Video Game Divorce Mascot
A: DID I JUST HEAR [mony]!? DONATE NOW TO SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES!!!
Q: Spamton, you absolute hottie, how can I have a nose as deliciously long as yours?
A: [Hit the gym] KID
Q: why do you look like that
A: JUST ANOTHER [Lasting effect on my health from] BECOMING A [Big Shot]!!! [This could be you]!!! DON'T YOU WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE ME!? GIVE ME YOUR
Q: Hey Spamton G Spamton,
 Do you know of the "marrying Spamton becomes legal" thing that Fangamer is doing and if so, how do you feel about it? And if that goal is reached, then You're going to get a lot of marriage requests.
A: YES!! IF [the rumors true], I WILL MARRY [Any fan], BUT!!! [Warning! Warning]!!! WE WILL ALSO [Divorced], AND [forced you into a brutal] [mony payment]!!!!
NOW THAT'S [ication to the one you love]!!!!

Q: spamton do you dye/color your hair
A: I [Die] EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY I FEEL LIKE I'M [Dying]. AND MY INSIDES TURN A LITTLE MORE [black and charred].
Q: Spamton what's the best way to avoid non-apparent viruses and other scams online I am very scared of the "trojan" and its side effects please help
A: I AM [sending help] RIGHT NOW!!! DOWNLOAD [th1s em411] FOR [fr33 ant1virus]!!!! [Right-click] THE FRIENDLY [Worm] THAT COMES UP, I WILL [Killed] YOUR COMPUTER SO YOU WILL [never be afraid of hope again]
Q: WHAT DOES FRIED PIPIS TASTE LIKE
A: [Fry]!? YOU'D MAKE "THE BOYS" INTO A [Deep fryd m3m3]!? ONLY A [Freak of nature] WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! LOOKS DELICIS THOUGH!! AND [Cheap]!!!
Q: SPAMTON !!! MY	[acquaintince that I have acquired.] I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A SPECIL [question]!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS KIND FELLOW [the image I have inserted below]. HE'S BEEN [all over the television] AND I'M [dying] TO KNOW!!!
A: DON'T SHOW ME THIS [fool] IN [clown's clothing]!!! ALL HE THINKS ABOUT IS [Games, Games, Games] WHILE I'M OUT HERE [Busting my @$$] INTO A [Sc3nt3d Candell]!!! EVEN IF I [Cheated] [(theoretically)] I NEVER [You're Winner] EVEN ONCE!!! [$#Ɛ*] HIM AND [$#Ɛ* the ketchup kids]!!!

Q: what does your EX form look like 👀
A: [$#Ɛ*] IF I KNOW THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET ME [Transform]!!!!
Q: do you think NFT'S are a good deal spamton
A: NOTHING [are a good deal spamton] UNTIL I SELL IT!!!
Q: Spamton, what would you recommend your audience during seasonal sales and limited items? Is there something you highly favor abouve your usual inventory?
A: [Thank you for the polite and kind query. We recommend you try the] SPAMTON'S ASS [Scented candle] FOR THOSE [cozy holiday nights at home], APPARENTLY IT ACTUALLY [Gives you a headache in seconds]!!!
Q: Hey Spamton, HUGE fan here. Was wondering why you look different to those outer salesmen guys in the city? Is it because you were always destined to stand out from them in a way?
A: ONCE I WAS LIKE THEM, JUST [A little shorter than the others]. BUT ONCE I STARTING USING [The] SPAMTON [Method] EVERY DAY, AND BECOME [Big] IN SECONDS! NOW THEY'RE SO [Small], SO [Microscopic] I [can't even see them anymore, even if I wanted to.]

Q: What exactly is a pipis? is it a clam? an egg? or just something completely new? The question has been itching at me for generations
A: EGGS!? WHAT!? LOOK!! THAT'S "MR. PIPIS" TO YOU! EGGS... ONLY [friend like me] CAN CALL "THE BOYS" THAT. A WHITE ONE, THAT'S SURELY [another man's treasure]. [Think before you] [Stink], FUNWAD!! AND THANK YOU!
Q: Spamton, is noelle your mother?
A: YOU THINK THAT [Hochi mama] IS MY [Mama Hochi]!? NO!!! SHE'S JUST THE ONLY ONE THAT EVER READ MY... THAT EVER READ MY... THAT'S WHY I GAVE HER A [Little Blue Gift]!!! IT WAS THE WORLD'S FIRST [Charity]
Q: Spamton, who is mike? 👀
A: [$#Ɛ*] YOU!!! ARE YOU ONE OF THAT [Cathode]'S CREW!? YOU GUYS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MIKE!! NOTHING!!! AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA STAY!!! YOU LEAVE HIM OUTTA THIS!!!

THAT'S ALL THE [The Answers] WE HAVE TIME FOR!!! I'M A [BusyMan]!!! BUSY COUNTING ALL THIS [Money]!!! NOW THIS [Big Shot]'S GOTTA GO TO BED, [sleep tight]!!!